Cable-Knit Sweatpants Are Now a Thing


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LMF137211 BLUE Cable Knit Sweatpants Are Now a Thing. Youre Welcome.
Rejoice, privileged ass!

No longer will you have to be degraded with proletarian materials like terrycloth or jersey as you rest on a grimy IKEA futon wondering what your family would think. You went to Yale, dammit! Act like it, with Lifetime Collective‘s Blundetto sweatpants, which boast the luxe cable-knitting you normally find on those wonderful sweaters Mumsy sends for New Haven’s cold winters. And guess what, ass? These comfy pants are tapered & cinched, so your lazy owner will actually feel comfortable leaving the house in ‘em.

Huzzah!

Buy a pair for your very own ass at Lifetime Collective’s webstore for $149 USD.
LMF137211 BLUE 22 Cable Knit Sweatpants Are Now a Thing. Youre Welcome.
LMF137211 BLUE 25 Cable Knit Sweatpants Are Now a Thing. Youre Welcome.
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